Heyo. Zed here. So I had this thought that I’d start doing a series of posts about making real life versions of food from video games. This sounds like fun. I tried to figure out what game I should do first. I thought maybe Horizon Zero Dawn. Then I realized there isn’t food in that game. I did some digging and the health potions are made out of meat. From their description they’re made of a broth of animal ingredients that restores health. Cool. That sounds like a good place to start. Soup.
Then it got weird. Like, real weird. Like this thing doesn’t understand what meat is. The ingredients for the health potions are different ratios of bony meat, rich meat and fatty meat. Dude. Man. Dude. Man. You make broth out of bones. Only one of those meats has bones. Man. No.
Also you mostly get meat from hunting foxes. Really, again, not good. Foxes are apex predators. They’re not edible. And sometimes you get an item from one called a fox bone. They can be traded to one person halfway across the map from where most of the wildlife spawns for one specific item you don’t need. Apparently only some foxes have bones. Good to know. These people clearly did well in biology 101. Thanks. Not doing it. I need soup. Back later with soup.
Zed
Hello. C J here. I read a lot of cookbooks. This is done mostly for fun. I’m currently reading a short but really interesting book about traditional Chinese cooking. The book was written by an Indian author who has clearly researched Chinese food very well but some of the translations of recipes or concepts get a bit strange. I’m currently done the soups and starters section and am onto the section labelled ‘food that is saucy.’ Cool? Is it also savvy? There’s a surprisingly large amount of ketchup in the recipes. No I don’t think I want a recipe for hot and sour soup that is thickened ketchup water with vinegar and a bit of cabbage. No I also don’t want to take a slice of white wonderbread, roll it into a tube, stuff it with canned corn, deep fry it and then top it with sesame seeds. What in God’s name do they eat in China? And why is it specifically an image of white wonderbread? China? Are you okay? I managed to take out the vinegar, water and corn starch that makes up most of the h...
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